It's currently Wednesday afternoon and also the start of the WGC Match Play out in Austin. Just like I do at the start of each week I fire up the Foreplay podcast presented by Barstool Sports. This week's episode perked my ears on up because while it was heavily structured around Tiger's performance at Bay Hill, @barstooltrent and @riggsbarstool brought up an interesting point that had me thinking. While discussing Patrick Reed's play throughout the weekend it was pointed out that while Captain America is one of the more entertaining golfers on tour, the boys mentioned he wouldn't be the first they'd choose to hang out with off the course. Charley Hoffman, on the other hand, would be one of the first guys they'd ask to join them in a few rounds at the bar but didn't particularly care for following his actual golf during a tournament. This was interesting because I often thought about how these guys interact off the course just as much as the picture they paint on the course. Bubba Watson may play this wacky and often opinionated figure on the course but off the course you hear the stories of him owning candy stores, minor league baseball teams, yada yada yada. So I sat down with a set of criteria and decided to attempt and build who the normal golf fan would perceive as someone they'd like to share a coctail with. The criteria are as follows:
- Social Presence
- Media Presence
- Social Media Presence (see what I did there)
- Golfer who'd make the best boss
- Golfer who'd make the worst boss
- Golfer you'd take home to Mama (sup ladies)
Let's take a look.
Social Presence
So for the most part I want to identify the top three golfers who fit the bill for the superlatives we can call it which I've laid out above. I'm not going to try to combine all of these guys together and establish some sort of super golfer, but I think it'll be interesting to figure out who fits what on a smaller scale at least off the course. To begin with the social presence on the course, off the course, extra curricular events, etc. I've selected Bubba Watson, Charley Hoffman and Brendan Steele. Like I stated above, Bubba has a hand in many different ventures and looks forward every year to playing in the celebrity NBA All Star game which he did this year two days before winning the Genesis Open. He also struck gold in the early stages of golfers using social media by putting out those hilarious 'Golf Boys' videos on YouTube with a very young Rickie Fowler, Hunter Mahan and Ben Crane. Seems like another lifetime ago for Rickie and the guy is only 29. Hoffman has made numerous appearances on podcasts and has done video interviews on shows like the Social Caddy podcast. He has also been on Foreplay prior to the President's Cup and plays the role of southern California cool to a T. Brendan Steele also has a hat in the podcast ring, with his 'Member Guest' podcast just finishing its first season and was ranked as my #1 rated golf podcast to date. If I had to pick a winner in this category, I'd keep it SoCal and go with Charley Hoffman.
Media Presence
This was a category which was rather simple to highlight my top three, starting with recent winner in Mexico Mr. Phil the thrill Mickelson. This guy just never ceases to amaze fans of golf and has been doing so for over 20 years. From calling himself a bumblebee in another lifetime to explaining the dance he and Kevin Kisner coordinated at the President's Cup, you are sure to never have a dull moment when Phil has the mic. Breaking down his game, he'll give clear and concise answers regarding his approach shots, the decisions he made during the round and how he can improve. My second pick was easily Jordan Spieth. At 24 years old, the guy is one of the most recognizable figures in golf around the world and it was evident during his trip to China to promote his line of Under Armour golf shoes. For such a young guy you would think he's been on tour forever as he is so well-spoken and approaches the game with such respect and knowledge. My final pick for best around the media is Rory McIlroy who also has been doing this jig for a long enough time to realize he has a way with his answers in front of a camera. He's slowly becoming one of the most opinionated golfers on tour especially with recent comments about limiting booze on the course to detract the hecklers. While this may never happen, it's the thought that counts. My pick for best media presence has to be Phil Mickelson, just no stock tips (tired joke I know).
Social Media Presence
This was a fun category especially being so interested in the social lives of these golfers. In thinking of all the major sports in this country, I am a firm believer that golfers have the best social media presence of any athlete and it isn't close. Basketball players are entirely too political, football players are way too cryptic and mostly complain about money and contracts, and hockey players are basically invisible. That being said, my first pick is Justin Thomas and it far and away the most active on Twitter and Instagram. While Rory may be opinionated in front of the mic, JT may be the most opinionated behind the smartphone. This can be classified as a generational thing, but no matter how you slice it JT always has a voice. My next pick is a guy who is found mostly on the European Tour, and that is Eddie Pepperell. Have you seen this dude's Twitter? The kid is electric, typical young stud on tour with your cold blooded English humor. My final pick might be a bit of a surprise but I'm going with Justin Rose. It seems the trend these days is to post immediately after a round on either Twitter or Instagram and basically giving a quick recap on how they performed after a tournament. Although there have been quite a few "not the result I wanted" posts from Rose, he also has his share of wins which make up for it. He also calls the Bahamas home during the season, so he's got that going for him. Which is nice. My pick: Justin Thomas, keep tweeting homie.
Best Boss
Thinking of all the previous bosses/managers I've had over the years there are certain qualities which makes work less dreadful. I decided to bring this criteria over to golf and determine which pros would make the best possible boss and those who would be absolutely horrible to work for. My pick's for best boss in pro golf include John Daly, Pat Perez and Fred Couples (I hope you're all laughing at how comical this category is). When thinking about Daly and Perez it should be an absolute no brainer, I mean who wouldn't want to work for someone like JD? Casual dress code, smoke or Diet Coke breaks and footwear optional. Perez would just straight up come to work each day on his OC Chopperized motorcycle, but be sure to stay on his good side because I'm pretty sure no one wants to mess with him when he's angry. Stay on top of your work, and you should be OK. In all seriousness, I brought Boom Boom into the picture because for such a down to earth and laid back guy, you couldn't help but work your ass off for the guy. My pick for best boss: Fred Couples.
Worst Boss
Constant communication and guidance are two characteristics which I believe help me in a professional setting, and with these pros I would just assume have the least amount of communication possible. Ian Poulter, for example, is someone where from the outside looking in I can't imagine working for the guy. Hearing horror stories about how he treats valets, course attendants and basically little people would steer me clear of applying to a job where Poulter is in charge and maybe I'd go volunteer or travel instead of work for the guy. My next pick, no offense, is on the opposite end of the spectrum when it comes to clear communication, and that goes to Dustin Johnson. Don't get me wrong, the number one ranked golfer in the world is a master at his craft and loves to win. Yet, I'd compare him to Wayne Gretzky when he became coach of the Phoenix Coyotes. The greatest player of all time on the ice, but a forgettable coach. I will also through Patrick Reed in the mix, even though he showed the world of golf (literally) how reliable and passionate he can be as a member of the team. Along with Poulter, I would expect PReed to be impatient at times and would just assume complete tasks himself. Worst boss pick: Ian Poulter, because obviously. You can keep your Ferraris.
Take Home to Mama
In my final grouping, I wanted to identify the most all-around good guy on tour in which like the headlines says, they are the best to bring home and introduce to your parents (if you're a gal obviously). Having been on tour for almost ten years already, Rickie Fowler is probably one of the greatest ambassadors of the game in this new generation. Having the spirit of Arnold Palmer and the competitiveness of Tom Brady, Rickie should be no surprise to be placed in this category. My next pick is my main man Andrew 'Beef' Johnston. This dude...is just incredible. Always looking to have a good time, he backs up his boyish personality with unreal golf and will even buy you a round if you find him at the local pub post round. And while Happy Gilmore was given free Subway for life, you'll never go hungry with Beef (again, literally) with his notorious sponsorship deal with Arby's. Lastly, and this is for the ladies looking for an older gentleman, I'm putting Matt Kuchar on this list. I will give one warning however; if you get involved in any type of competitive activity be aware that Kuch has a bit of a mouth on him. You might need to cover Grandma's ears with all the 'gosh darnits' and 'GOLLY's' he's been known to spew all over the course. If any of you thought I'd pick someone other than Rickie Fowler then you might need to go back and re-read some of my other posts.